I just took a crap-tastic test. It's so crappy that I'm blogging about it, that's how crappy it was. I didn't even do the extra credit because it was just so crappy... I can't wait until I'm a teacher and I'm teaching the class...my kids will actually learn something and I'll test them on the things they learned and studied! The big part of this semsester was on the 1890s-today. You know how many questions were on the test about those 7 chapters? 2 questions both about the 1920s!!!!!! Oh and make sure you know when the sewing machine was invented because it's on the test! Was it? No! (1846)
And when the zipper was invented, because it's on the test! was it? No! (1891)
And know which fabrics are natural, manufactured and synthetic because they're on the test! Were they? No! (natural-cotton, linen, wool, silk. manufactured-rayon, acetate. synthetic-polyester, nylon, acrylic and blends.)
How about, why were pantyhose invented? because they had to wear something under micro mini skirts!
Who invented blue jeans and why? Levi Strauss when he was panning for gold in California during the gold rush bc men kept ripping the butts out of their jeans. He also had the great idea of dying denim blue.
When were jeans made popular? they were adopted in the 60s as a symbol for liberating the working class.
Who pays $2,000 for a pair of vintage Levi 501 jeans? some dork in Japan
What's the difference between vintage and retro? Vintage is the actual old clothing (a dress made and worn in 1960) Retro is short for retrospective and takes inspirations from the past (a dress made and worn today that was inspired by or looks like one from 1960)
What is mod style? adopted by the Beatles and it was the belief that boys could wear pretty clothes too.
When was is popular for couples to dress alike? 1970s
When did Chanel start designing, where and when was her come back, and what did she design? She started in the 1920s in france, had her own couture house, her comeback was after WWII in 1946 (which was when Dior brought out his "The New Look") and she was known for making matching sweaters and skirts and making the suntan look popular.
Who invented Couture? Charles Worth
Who was Paul Poiret? He was a french couturier in the 1930s (with Erte and Vionnet and Schapairelli) that liberated women by getting rid of the corset and creating the hobble skirt, which tied the knees together and made women hobble--also known as the speed limit skirt.
I could go on forever!!!!! Does this test show that I know something? No, because it was written so crappily! I should have just written "watteau back" 50 times on it because there were 5 questions on that, asking the same thing 5 different ways!!!!! And, I had the best presentation in the class, BY FAR and i get a 98/100. Why? because she's mad at me and doesn't want to give me 100.
I am going to be a good teacher because I have to negate the stupidity of the world!